edgeofthewest asked: A stirring tribute to presidential candidate John McCain, with apologies (no, really) to Aaron Copland. (because: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4165357 ) Bomb Iran: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-zoPgv_nYg Divorced his wife: http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/front/la-na-divorce11-2008jul11,0,7979459.story Hundred, thousand, ten thousand: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJWoGulgbec Iraq-Pakistan border: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC0Y7zMcn_4 Chelsea Clinton/Janet Reno: http://www.salon.com/news/1998/06/25newsb.html Six to eight houses: http://dyn.politico.com/printstory.cfm?uuid=E2F9F1E7-3048-5C12-00D2287E8197EFD3 Makeup/trollop: http://feministing.com/archives/008959.html Get online: http://obsidianwings.blogs.com/obsidian_wings/2008/07/learning-to-get.html